Author: MonkeyBard
Rating: PG-13
Genre: Slash
Summary: Sherlock is bored.
Warnings: Sexting and silliness
Date: 22 July 11
Prompt from Watson's Woes: Epistolary fic, fluff genre
Requirements: BBCSherlock verse: Fanmail
A/N: Yes, I did this challenge already, but this one popped into my head and I had to write it. Written late last night on my phone after two very large glasses of wine. No beta.
11:16am
I'm bored.
11:16am
I'm BORED.
11:18am
John? Are you even checking your messages? I. Am. Bored, bored, BORED!
11:18am
Please don't yell.
11:18am
I'M. BORED!
11:19am
Still yelling. Isn't there a body or something to occupy you?
11:19am
I'd rather have YOUR body occupy me.
11:19am
I'm at WORK, Sherlock.
11:20am
What are you wearing?
11:20am
Are we really doing this?
11:20am
What. Are. You. Wearing?
11:21am
We *are* doing this. All right. Deduce it.
11:21am
Nothing.
11:22am
You went into my closet and figured I went to work naked, did you?
11:22am
Yes.
11:22am
All right. I love your idea of foreplay. [/sarcasm]
11:23am
BORED!
11:23am
Sorry. I'm naked. What am I doing?
11:23am
You're touching yourself in a very non-boring way.
11:24am
And what are you doing while I'm not being boring?
11:24am
I'm watching you.
11:24am
That's it? You could at least participate. Get naked. Touch yourself.
11:25am
I am.
11:25am
Are you thinking of me?
11:25am
Boring!
11:25am
I'm boring? Thanks so much. I'm putting my clothes back on.
11:26am
That's not what I meant. And you haven't any clothes.
11:26am
Haven't I?
11:26am
No. Now you're lying on your back on the bed.
11:26am
Your bed or mine?
11:27am
Mine.
11:27am
Good. My sheets -- never mind. Go on. What am I doing now?
11:28am
Now, you're watching me crawl up your naked body. I'm kissing your legs, your stomach…
11:28am
Shit. Got to go. Emergency. Multi-gunshot. Sorry. Bugger!
11:29am
I was hoping to, yes.
11:29am
Save it until I get home. Think you can entertain yourself til then?
11:30am
I can try.
11:30am
Don't try too hard. I wouldn't want to miss out.
11:30am
No promises.
11:30am
Cheeky.
11:30am
John?
11:31am
Yes?
11:31am
Hurry home soon as you can.
11:32am
I promise. <3
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